09th Dec 2009
Wednesday // 10pm // 1 day ago

Tom: Paul, seriously…
Paul: Did you bang her?
Tom: No!
Paul: Blow job?
Tom: No!
Paul: Hand job?
Tom: No, Paul, no jobs. I’m still unemployed. We just kissed.
fakemustache / annahinks / pertoleum / plutomok / laoprod / fendformyself / eotctresworld / jolienoire / andhegetsthegirl / afrojr
The bridge whistle to Captain Kirk (TOS) & my answer tone is Styx’s ‘Come Sail Away’silent.Mos Def - Priority
Lupe Fiasco - Kick Push
Wu-Tang Clan, C.R.E.A.M.
Afta-1- Honey dip
the AWESOME How I Met Your Mother opening theme.
beep
the good the bad and the ugly theme
The 30 Rock opening theme.
Ringtone is the ‘A Deadly Catch’ from Deadliest Catch, message tone is “Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.”
Faint - Linkin Park

inspires:promising:readily:agrons:flopstars:whitneymartin:ihaskidgloves
I stabbed a bixesual because that’s how I roll.
I ran shirtless with a pickle because that is how I roll.I cuddled with santa claus b’cos the lil ppl told me to
I killed a pornstar because I’m sexy as hell.
I raped a jar of honey because I love marijuana.
I slept with a bag of weed because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous
I smoked with the trojan man bcos I have AMAZING boobs. True story.
I ran shirtless with your grandma, because that’s how I roll. {umm err wahhh?! lol}
I slept with a condom, because I love marijuana. WTF? lol
“I raped a stripper because that’s how I roll.” O_o Wow, I’m a villain.
I ran shirtless with the trojan man becasue that’s how I roll.
I killed an orange because i’m sexy as hell. hell yeah :D